What is the biggest lie you've ever told?

[RXKarla]

Let's be honest!

 

[Michelangelo]

That I helped Vitfraud carry all his chips away from the poker table.

 

[DoublePlayBall]

Not since I was toooooo young to remember... Lies are hard work for an honest person. Now if I told a lie and didn't know it was such, all bets are off.

 

[StevieRay]

Fact Check: Complete fucking lie.

For Ashish it’s:

White House coronavirus response coordinator Ashish Jha: "We know that many, many parents are eager to vaccinate their youngest kids."

 

[Willie99]

White lies only, A/K/A the male defense mechanism

No lies of substance

 

[Knightrofins]

“I’m never gambling again”

 

[MAGAking1]

White lies only, A/K/A the male defense mechanism

No lies of substance

But its not a lie if you really believe it
- BigWill

 

[StevieRay]

“I’m never gambling again”

True!!! Or “never drinking again”

 

[fightgood]

No, you don't look fat in that dress

 

[Michelangelo]

“I’m never gambling again”

I said this to myself zillions of times. Then I decided to get it under control instead. Do pretty good with that.

 

[DoublePlayBall]

Some of this sounds like Lies and Damn Lies!.
Most of us have our idea of the difference..

 

[DoublePlayBall]

Good thread to refresh...

 

[Bozzie]

"I won't cum in your mouth"....

 

[StevieRay]

"I won't cum in your mouth"....

??

 

[flashmo]

"I swear, I'll pull out in time".."I have great control"

 

[RayFinkel]

Years ago when I was 30 I took my 19 year old girlfriend to the Crab Shack to celebrate our 10th anniversary. When the server came over and asked how was everything. I said good, but I lied. Everything was just fine.

 

[RXKarla]

No, you don't look fat in that dress

HAHAHAHAHAH

 

[RXKarla]

i said " i love you" to my ex boyfriend LOL

 

[RXJoy]

i said " i love you" to my ex boyfriend LOL

That's brutal